This is my blog, basically my space to elucidate certain thoughts I have in my brain at any time. These are my opinions, generally backed up by facts and may change as I wish. I may also engage you in dialogue if you so wish, but if you are disrespectful, I will probably mock you as is my right.

I reserve the right to delete anything I feel is too hateful, includes more hasbara than the recommended daily amount, or is WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. WRITING IN ALL CAPS pretty much guarantees I won’t approve your comment, which will lead you to cry how I AM SUPPRESSING YOUR FREE SPEECH!!!!!!11 Well, you know what, Cap-boy? Stuff it.

Please be considerate to others and use commas. Commas are our friends; they help us make the pauses in life that much more enjoyable.

I welcome ALL spelling and grammar corrections(seriously, nothing worse than a rogue semi-colon)

On Twitter – do not tag me in troll fights. DO NOT TAG ME IN TROLL FIGHTS. In case the last two sentences were not clear – do not tag me in troll fights.

If you are in need of kittens, please do not hesitate to ask me.

Taking things I’ve written too seriously may be hazardous to your health.


General FAQ

Do you support ISIS?


What if you had to choose between ISIS and MechaGodzilla?

I’d summon Mothra.

What if Mothra joined ISIS? 

In that case we’re all doomed.

Are you anti-Israel?


What would make you support Israel?

Equal rights for all, resolution of the right of return, ending apartheid for good.

But that would mean no more Jewish state…

No state should be Jewish, Christian, Muslim – all states for all people.

You’re an anti-Semite.

You’ve totally figured me out.

What is hasbara?

Make a comment that is mildly critical of Israel on social media and you’ll find out in about 20 seconds.

Why did they just call me an anti-Semitic rat that needs to be drowned and other words I can’t repeat and then started posting KHAMAS repeatedly???

This is how Israel wins hearts and minds of people all over the world.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to treat Palestinians like human beings?

What? After spending 10 million dollars on dumb memes?


How many ISIS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs are haram, bro – but like a few million.. to smash all the lightbulbs.

How many IDF does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100 to shoot at Palestinians, 1,000 to go on social media and claim Israel is the lightbulb to the nations, the room will remain dark.

How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10 bros for Hillary to say how Hillary is totally capable of screwing in lightbulbs. 10 media personalities to say that asking a woman to screw in a lightbulb is sexist. 10 or so to continue deleting problematic light-bulb related posts. And of course 100 corporate megadonors.

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100 racists to call people names. 1 Trump brand lightbulb, made in China, which will make America Bright Again and of course will go out within 1 second.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 unless your lightbulb is a Shaker, in which case you’ll have a nice chair for your lightbulb, but no light.

When will Mothra return?

No one knows the day or the hour[Book of Little Peach Ladies 33:2]



4 thoughts on “About

  1. Hasbara trolls never suffer from the writing block bug: it’s against the rules and roles they follow. I read your rants and stuffs eagerly and editor cat Loki, who improves my writing from this (pointing) cardboard box between screen and keyboard, conpurrs 🙂

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